THURSDAY (still 8 hours to go) -- It was all going so well.
I had checked in without effort or delay, I’d been interviewed by interns, residents, nurses and physician assistants all without incident. I had my plastic bracelet installed on my wrist identifying my body. I had paid my $300 co-payment. The doctor had visited and said all was go. The operating room nurse had visited and said all was go. I had changed into the hospital’s dehumanizing open-front robe. And I was still psyched! Let’s get it on!
After about 10 minutes of shouting, disappointment and accusations, Dr. F intervened, called Dr. U, the cardiologist, and negotiated a deal. I was to go uptown to Dr. U’s office, have an echo-cardiogram, and if I passed, would come back Friday morning at 6 am and be first on Dr. F’s list of lap band procedures. The doctor even promised me I’d be discharged from the hospital that same night if I was okay.
Of course, I passed the test, e-mailed the results to the hospital and was placed at the head of the line.
The sad part is that I’m getting used to all this. I’m saving it all up for my next rant – about how I’ve discovered that the real villains of the
p.s.: Let me know your front office horror stories.
Meanwhile, we’ll all do it all over again in a few hours. Wish me luck – again.