HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS AND IMAGES ABOUT ANYTHING THAT I FOUND INTERESTING. HOPEFULLY, THERE WILL BE A FEW THINGS WORTH READING THAT HAVE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY LEFT AMONG THESE MENTAL SCRIBBLES. THERE MIGHT EVEN BE FOUND A FEW LAUGHS AMONG THESE THOUGHTS THAT HAVE BEEN ACCUMULATED DURING A LIFE THAT WAS ALWAYS FASCINATED WITH THE SECRETS OF EXISTENCE. SO GO AHEAD AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT OR WORTHWHILE TO LEAVE BEHIND. ANYONE WHO REALLY KNOWS ME KNOWS I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO LIVE UP TO THE WORDS: "FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE."

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

SUCCESS! APPROVED, WE GO TOMORROW!

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NEW YORK (AP) --- Eager lap-band surgery patient Marc Kalech announced Wednesday he has been approved for the procedure by his all-powerful insurance company.

A spokesperson for Kalech said the decision was handed down at 4:28 p.m. and the operation will take place sometime Thursday. The hospital, Tisch Hospital at the NYU Medical Center on the tony East Side of Manhattan, will release the time later in the day, the spokesperson said.

A spokesman for the surgeon confirmed the approval at 4:44 pm, but no one from the insurance company could immediately be reached for comment.

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